








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 92 | 13% |
| Smokes | 209 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 241 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 143 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $142,278 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vytenis | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Sp1neris | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | ❤_Samurai_❤ | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vytenis | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Sp1neris | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | ❤_Samurai_❤ | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤_Samurai_❤ | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | vytenis | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Sp1neris | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤_Samurai_❤ | 187 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | vytenis | 70 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sp1neris | 21 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vytenis | +3.04 | 76 | 34 |
| #2 | Sp1neris | +1.10 | 36 | 18 |
| #3 | ❤_Samurai_❤ | +0.47 | 51 | 48 |
| #4 | ❤_D3CAY_❤ | -2.19 | 20 | 29 |





