








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,373 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4314 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4785 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2565 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3709 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,165,938 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crumble | 42% | 36 |
| #2 | de519ned | 38% | 152 |
| #3 | Shrimp_98 | 28% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crumble | 42% | 36 |
| #2 | de519ned | 38% | 152 |
| #3 | Shrimp_98 | 28% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de519ned | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Crumble | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Shrimp_98 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de519ned | 129 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #2 | Crumble | 66 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Shrimp_98 | 14 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crumble | +2.11 | 40 | 56 |
| #2 | MrUglyFucker | +1.23 | 70 | 48 |
| #3 | de519ned | -1.84 | 36 | 23 |
| #4 | Shrimp_98 | -7.62 | 5 | 27 |





