








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 325 | 39% |
| Smokes | 153 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 218 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 136 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,288 of utility $9 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βοΈ Kwik Fit | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | koszmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Firvo β¦ | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Kus | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βοΈ Kwik Fit | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | koszmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Firvo β¦ | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Kus | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βοΈ Kwik Fit | 12 | 0.0229 |
| #2 | Kus | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Firvo β¦ | 1 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kus | 82 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | βοΈ Kwik Fit | 56 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | koszmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 6 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βοΈ Kwik Fit | +2.26 | 58 | 49 |
| #2 | Firvo β¦ | +1.40 | 63 | 26 |
| #3 | Kus | +0.27 | 45 | 44 |
| #4 | koszmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | -1.17 | 94 | 62 |
| #5 | NF | -1.35 | 41 | 44 |





