








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7740 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6270 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7022 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5076 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,298,864 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Mágico | 47% | 399 |
| #2 | El Mago | 40% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Mágico | 47% | 399 |
| #2 | El Mago | 40% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Mágico | 109 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | El Mago | 16 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Mágico | 1584 | 0.20 | 44 min |
| #2 | El Mago | 75 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Mágico | +2.65 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | El Mago | +0.21 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | The Alchemist | -1.28 | 49 | 55 |





