








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 762 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 406 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1918 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1655 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1999 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 770 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,158,752 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vertigo/Inferno = Troll | 51% | 49 |
| #2 | OriginalSteemName | 46% | 72 |
| #3 | Zonko | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | Lieutenant Draid | 43% | 47 |
| #5 | Fox_Lover | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | OriginalSteemName | 46% | 72 |
| #3 | Zonko | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | Lieutenant Draid | 43% | 47 |
| #5 | Fox_Lover | 41% | 39 |
| #6 | yoduhgaming | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OriginalSteemName | 16 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | Zonko | 5 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | yoduhgaming | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Fox_Lover | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Lieutenant Draid | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OriginalSteemName | 162 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Zonko | 153 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | Vertigo/Inferno = Troll | 89 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lieutenant Draid | 88 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | yoduhgaming | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yoduhgaming | +4.92 | 74 | 49 |
| #2 | OriginalSteemName | +2.19 | 45 | 58 |
| #3 | Lieutenant Draid | +2.05 | 51 | 43 |
| #4 | Zonko | -0.24 | 22 | 36 |
| #5 | Vertigo/Inferno = Troll | -1.00 | 11 | 49 |





