








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2127 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1639 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1808 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1563 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,249,830 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wilffard | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | DDDDRACULAA??? | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Ben | 51% | 88 |
| #4 | SKRT | 51% | 222 |
| #5 | Tony Montana | 45% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DDDDRACULAA??? | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Ben | 51% | 88 |
| #4 | SKRT | 51% | 222 |
| #5 | Tony Montana | 45% | 111 |
| #6 | TOMMY | 45% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TOMMY | 18 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Tony Montana | 18 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Ben | 17 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | SKRT | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | DDDDRACULAA??? | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKRT | 594 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Ben | 312 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Tony Montana | 140 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | TOMMY | 135 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Wilffard | 118 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phoenix | +1.95 | 70 | 52 |
| #2 | Ben | +1.80 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | SKRT | +0.70 | 41 | 52 |
| #4 | Wilffard | -0.23 | 41 | 66 |
| #5 | DDDDRACULAA??? | -0.56 | 39 | 50 |





