








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 527 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5117 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5895 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1778 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2681 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,872,538 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phoenix | 51% | 222 |
| #2 | TOMMY | 49% | 251 |
| #3 | Tony Montana | 46% | 168 |
| #4 | Ben | 46% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phoenix | 51% | 222 |
| #2 | TOMMY | 49% | 251 |
| #3 | Tony Montana | 46% | 168 |
| #4 | Ben | 46% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phoenix | 38 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Ben | 33 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | Tony Montana | 33 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | TOMMY | 27 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ben | 593 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | Phoenix | 500 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | TOMMY | 293 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | Tony Montana | 199 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phoenix | +1.76 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | Ben | +1.66 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | SKRT | +1.17 | 49 | 52 |
| #4 | TOMMY | -1.67 | 50 | 30 |
| #5 | Tony Montana | -2.25 | 30 | 35 |





