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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6960 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5181 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6687 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5017 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $977,670 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waltuh | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | vluxq | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | MASHi | 53% | 88 |
| #4 | entryslavv | 52% | 120 |
| #5 | oziniak | 48% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waltuh | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | vluxq | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | MASHi | 53% | 88 |
| #4 | entryslavv | 52% | 120 |
| #5 | oziniak | 48% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | entryslavv | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | MASHi | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | oziniak | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | vluxq | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Waltuh | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | entryslavv | 420 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | MASHi | 413 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | oziniak | 332 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Waltuh | 139 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | vluxq | 63 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | entryslavv | +4.94 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | MASHi | +3.48 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | vluxq | +1.38 | 62 | 52 |
| #4 | oziniak | +0.33 | 73 | 60 |
| #5 | MMMMMMMMMMMMM | -0.62 | 71 | 68 |





