








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6162 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7051 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4612 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4961 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,406,871 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1064 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niewid_ | 52% | 64 |
| #2 | {AA} youroldkartoflesalad | 49% | 43 |
| #3 | Berc1k | 48% | 230 |
| #4 | {AA} wajnert77 | 45% | 176 |
| #5 | {AA} SkillaNieKupisz | 40% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niewid_ | 52% | 64 |
| #2 | {AA} youroldkartoflesalad | 49% | 43 |
| #3 | Berc1k | 48% | 230 |
| #4 | {AA} wajnert77 | 45% | 176 |
| #5 | {AA} SkillaNieKupisz | 40% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {AA} wajnert77 | 53 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | Berc1k | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | {AA} SkillaNieKupisz | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | {AA} youroldkartoflesalad | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Niewid_ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berc1k | 399 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | {AA} wajnert77 | 318 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Niewid_ | 163 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | {AA} SkillaNieKupisz | 72 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | {AA} youroldkartoflesalad | 26 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {AA} _cwiku | +2.43 | 61 | 59 |
| #2 | {AA} wajnert77 | +1.58 | 70 | 57 |
| #3 | Berc1k | +1.22 | 64 | 42 |
| #4 | Niewid_ | +0.30 | 60 | 59 |
| #5 | {AA} SkillaNieKupisz | -3.59 | 28 | 27 |





