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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1495 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1107 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1515 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 948 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1211 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $448,930 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {AA} youroldkartoflesalad | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | {AA} _cwiku | 45% | 176 |
| #3 | Berc1k | 27% | 15 |
| #4 | {AA} SkillaNieKupisz | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {AA} youroldkartoflesalad | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | {AA} _cwiku | 45% | 176 |
| #3 | Berc1k | 27% | 15 |
| #4 | {AA} SkillaNieKupisz | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {AA} _cwiku | 39 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Berc1k | 3 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | {AA} youroldkartoflesalad | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {AA} _cwiku | 516 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Berc1k | 17 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | {AA} youroldkartoflesalad | 15 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | {AA} SkillaNieKupisz | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {AA} _cwiku | +1.69 | 61 | 58 |
| #2 | {AA} wajnert77 | +1.21 | 68 | 57 |
| #3 | Berc1k | +0.67 | 67 | 41 |
| #4 | {AA} SkillaNieKupisz | -4.03 | 34 | 27 |
| #5 | {AA} youroldkartoflesalad | -6.35 | 4 | 30 |





