








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 162 matches | ||
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7718 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6369 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9091 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5452 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,900,159 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 941 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ööbik | 44% | 203 |
| #7 | Liza8044 | 41% | 102 |
| #8 | ➀ᴍ41͢͢͢Ҝᴜ | 40% | 42 |
| #9 | Dr. Kittler | 38% | 106 |
| #10 | Piimamees Uno | 27% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erlend | 20 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Ööbik | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Senja' | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Mägi | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Dr. Kittler | 6 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mägi | +5.76 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | ➀ᴍ41͢͢͢Ҝᴜ | +4.14 | 76 | 49 |
| #3 | Senja' | +1.49 | 60 | 58 |
| #4 | Erlend | +1.22 | 73 | 53 |
| #5 | L I M P A | +0.41 | 49 | 62 |





