








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 423 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5199 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5244 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5955 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4890 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3992 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $847,515 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 638 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L I M P A | 56% | 182 |
| #2 | Mägi | 56% | 131 |
| #3 | SkinnyLion | 55% | 67 |
| #4 | Erlend | 55% | 93 |
| #5 | Dr. Kittler | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ThatCatGuy | 50% | 56 |
| #10 | Doge | 48% | 86 |
| #11 | uuluuluu | 47% | 34 |
| #12 | Liza8044 | 44% | 124 |
| #13 | Expired Water | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mägi | +4.77 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | uuluuluu | +3.59 | 69 | 48 |
| #3 | Senja' | +2.14 | 65 | 59 |
| #4 | ThatCatGuy | +1.07 | 22 | 51 |
| #5 | Erlend | +0.15 | 71 | 54 |





