








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 905 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 397 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5228 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3668 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3808 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2744 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,056 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1534 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Rittox | 70% | 50 |
| #7 | 𝕯𝖆𝖎𝖒𝖑𝖊𝖗 | 70% | 66 |
| #8 | 𝐓 𝐄 𝐏 𝐢𝐢 𝐂 | 64% | 25 |
| #9 | ℍ𝔾ℙ𝕀ℝ𝔸𝕋𝔼 | 55% | 29 |
| #10 | Dark Night King ♕ | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Odin | +8.09 | 100 | 62 |
| #2 | ✞ Leon ✞ | +5.24 | 96 | 60 |
| #3 | ☆ρsycн๏☆ 666 | +4.45 | 89 | 71 |
| #4 | 𝕯𝖆𝖎𝖒𝖑𝖊𝖗 | +2.02 | 81 | 48 |
| #5 | 𝐓 𝐄 𝐏 𝐢𝐢 𝐂 | +2.01 | 96 | 51 |





