








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 112 | 26% |
| Smokes | 71 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 125 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 120 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $250,766 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Punderino | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | DIE FOR ISRAEL | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | sANDmAN | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | GirthGremblin | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | ActiveWaster | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DIE FOR ISRAEL | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | sANDmAN | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | GirthGremblin | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | ActiveWaster | 43% | 7 |
| #6 | T2K | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T2K | 2 | 0.0235 |
| #2 | DIE FOR ISRAEL | 1 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T2K | 15 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | GirthGremblin | 14 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | DIE FOR ISRAEL | 9 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | sANDmAN | 9 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | ActiveWaster | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T2K | +18.42 | 91 | 70 |
| #2 | DIE FOR ISRAEL | +14.13 | 89 | 62 |
| #3 | Punderino | +10.63 | 95 | 10 |
| #4 | GirthGremblin | +10.18 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | sANDmAN | -1.91 | 71 | 60 |





