








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4623 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4699 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3238 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3281 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1205 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,390,100 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAD!y | 54% | 57 |
| #2 | Ganjedi #gupt rog visheshaygya | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | RoMeO* | 54% | 74 |
| #4 | s1mpl Yadav | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | ♛卩卂ㄒ匚卄ㄚ♛ | 53% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SIA™ | 21 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | tiltedfish | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ♛卩卂ㄒ匚卄ㄚ♛ | 13 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | tuk tuk peek | 10 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | RoMeO* | 8 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kars8a15 | 544 | 0.32 | 15 min |
| #2 | tiltedfish | 389 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | tuk tuk peek | 291 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | ♛卩卂ㄒ匚卄ㄚ♛ | 231 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | AIZEN | 213 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ganjedi #gupt rog visheshaygya | +3.69 | 51 | 59 |
| #2 | syL' | +2.83 | 69 | 54 |
| #3 | EYE P4TCH | +1.19 | 70 | 46 |
| #4 | tiltedfish | +0.69 | 53 | 73 |
| #5 | s1mpl Yadav | +0.55 | 34 | 46 |





