








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 990 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1174 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 218 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




161 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5824 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7282 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6885 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7067 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,725,559 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 851 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syL' | 53% | 137 |
| #2 | mAD!y | 50% | 210 |
| #3 | Kr0n1K XD | 49% | 133 |
| #4 | kars8a15 | 48% | 191 |
| #5 | tiltedfish | 47% | 728 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Remy | 43% | 80 |
| #15 | trojanX | 42% | 139 |
| #16 | Srikanth D | 42% | 196 |
| #17 | sam | 42% | 65 |
| #18 | s1mpl Yadav | 40% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kars8a15 | 1302 | 0.33 | 34 min |
| #2 | tiltedfish | 1235 | 0.08 | 31 min |
| #3 | AIZEN | 647 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #4 | tuk tuk peek | 586 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #5 | mAD!y | 508 | 0.11 | 10 min |





