








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 567 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,149 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2401 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5869 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3594 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4285 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,742,031 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | osiemano | 42% | 69 |
| #14 | OG PaProCh | 41% | 71 |
| #15 | nie ma yoya w domu | 41% | 111 |
| #16 | Klarafa | 40% | 42 |
| #17 | p4sta | 37% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dziadyga | 20 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | marcinek_zlb | 15 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | OG PaProCh | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | nie ma yoya w domu | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | cygan | 8 | 0.0035 |





