








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 782 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 369 matches | ||
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2759 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3351 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3978 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3873 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,328,358 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 712 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shend1 | 61% | 64 |
| #2 | Kvbezon | 56% | 141 |
| #3 | $-R4VCI0-$ | 48% | 180 |
| #4 | Motor CSGOSKINS | 47% | 86 |
| #5 | Kvbezon II | 45% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvbezon | 21 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Motor CSGOSKINS | 21 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | Kvbezon II | 13 | 0.0145 |
| #4 | $-R4VCI0-$ | 12 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | shend1 | 10 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kl4mbert333 | 740 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #2 | $-R4VCI0-$ | 645 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #3 | Kvbezon | 546 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | Motor CSGOSKINS | 160 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kvbezon II | 112 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvbezon | +5.44 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | shend1 | +2.42 | 73 | 56 |
| #3 | Motor CSGOSKINS | +2.14 | 62 | 43 |
| #4 | Kvbezon II | +1.89 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | $-R4VCI0-$ | -1.16 | 47 | 55 |





