








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 299 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3229 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2073 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1371 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1828 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $838,265 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvbezon | 60% | 70 |
| #2 | shend1 | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | $-R4VCI0-$ | 52% | 48 |
| #4 | IGIEK | 43% | 185 |
| #5 | Kvbezon II | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | shend1 | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | $-R4VCI0-$ | 52% | 48 |
| #4 | IGIEK | 43% | 185 |
| #5 | Kvbezon II | 40% | 15 |
| #6 | Motor CSGOSKINS | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IGIEK | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Kvbezon | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | $-R4VCI0-$ | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Motor CSGOSKINS | 6 | 0.0177 |
| #5 | shend1 | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvbezon | 272 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | $-R4VCI0-$ | 262 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #3 | IGIEK | 240 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | shend1 | 69 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Motor CSGOSKINS | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvbezon | +7.11 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | shend1 | +2.40 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | Motor CSGOSKINS | +1.76 | 62 | 53 |
| #4 | Kvbezon II | +0.73 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | Kl4mb3rt | -1.01 | 61 | 56 |





