








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1675 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1069 matches | ||
| Wingman | 126 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




143 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2831 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4147 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3440 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3021 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,244,112 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 919 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Something | 52% | 141 |
| #2 | Nick | 50% | 1104 |
| #3 | 9/11 was T sided | 50% | 240 |
| #4 | Panda | 48% | 196 |
| #5 | Ttv/Marvi901 | 48% | 989 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Something | 52% | 141 |
| #2 | Nick | 50% | 1104 |
| #3 | 9/11 was T sided | 50% | 240 |
| #4 | Panda | 48% | 196 |
| #5 | Ttv/Marvi901 | 48% | 989 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ttv/Marvi901 | 90 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Nick | 69 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Panda | 29 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | 9/11 was T sided | 28 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Something | 12 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick | 1058 | 0.05 | 31 min |
| #2 | Ttv/Marvi901 | 371 | 0.02 | 9 min |
| #3 | Panda | 352 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Something | 122 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | 9/11 was T sided | 65 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Llamax | +2.07 | 77 | 25 |
| #2 | Nick | +1.92 | 71 | 40 |
| #3 | Something | +1.39 | 44 | 53 |
| #4 | Panda | +0.42 | 61 | 46 |
| #5 | 9/11 was T sided | -0.24 | 62 | 18 |





