








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 748 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 814 | 20% |
| Smokes | 913 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1400 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 906 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,639,150 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3099 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Llamax | 50% | 240 |
| #2 | Nick | 49% | 188 |
| #3 | Panda | 49% | 485 |
| #4 | Ttv/Marvi901 | 44% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Llamax | 50% | 240 |
| #2 | Nick | 49% | 188 |
| #3 | Panda | 49% | 485 |
| #4 | Ttv/Marvi901 | 44% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Panda | 61 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Llamax | 30 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Ttv/Marvi901 | 18 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Nick | 14 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Panda | 758 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #2 | Llamax | 179 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ttv/Marvi901 | 105 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nick | 91 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Llamax | +2.38 | 74 | 21 |
| #2 | Nick | +2.14 | 73 | 34 |
| #3 | Panda | +0.51 | 59 | 44 |
| #4 | 9/11 was T sided | -0.12 | 63 | 17 |
| #5 | Ttv/Marvi901 | -3.66 | 20 | 31 |





