








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1587 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1050 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2777 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1627 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,609,851 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1679 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Crazy | 95% | 42 |
| #6 | Twilight | 90% | 92 |
| #7 | ozicme:))) | 89% | 76 |
| #8 | .MAKI. | 89% | 113 |
| #9 | URUHAez | 84% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .MAKI. | 67 | 0.0398 |
| #2 | 석박사 | 28 | 0.0197 |
| #3 | Twilight | 26 | 0.0199 |
| #4 | ozicme:))) | 14 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | AA | 9 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ozicme:))) | +8.14 | 99 | 59 |
| #2 | AA | +7.78 | 100 | 29 |
| #3 | 석박사 | +6.32 | 100 | 32 |
| #4 | arr | +5.63 | 98 | 44 |
| #5 | URUHAez | +4.15 | 100 | 39 |





