








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 610 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 767 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4173 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6123 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5247 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5653 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,460,116 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greg | 52% | 85 |
| #2 | Starboomer | 46% | 289 |
| #3 | bicho | 45% | 99 |
| #4 | Rookie | 39% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greg | 52% | 85 |
| #2 | Starboomer | 46% | 289 |
| #3 | bicho | 45% | 99 |
| #4 | Rookie | 39% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starboomer | 24 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Greg | 9 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | bicho | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Rookie | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starboomer | 1295 | 0.21 | 29 min |
| #2 | Rookie | 264 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | bicho | 100 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Greg | 91 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Greg | +3.65 | 78 | 46 |
| #2 | Starboomer | +0.68 | 58 | 77 |
| #3 | bicho | -0.21 | 31 | 51 |
| #4 | Rookie | -0.59 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | bob© | -0.96 | 49 | 53 |





