








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 444 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




151 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3813 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5626 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4281 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3816 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,238,154 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MroXny | 57% | 127 |
| #2 | a[G]a | 57% | 104 |
| #3 | soboool | 49% | 555 |
| #4 | epeterski | ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ | 49% | 262 |
| #5 | Staszek Fistaszek{AIMstar} | 48% | 518 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MroXny | 57% | 127 |
| #2 | a[G]a | 57% | 104 |
| #3 | soboool | 49% | 555 |
| #4 | epeterski | ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ | 49% | 262 |
| #5 | Staszek Fistaszek{AIMstar} | 48% | 518 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Staszek Fistaszek{AIMstar} | 99 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | soboool | 63 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | epeterski | ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ | 35 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | MroXny | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | a[G]a | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | epeterski | ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ | 997 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | soboool | 797 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | Staszek Fistaszek{AIMstar} | 728 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | MroXny | 715 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #5 | a[G]a | 98 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratatuj | +4.70 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | MroXny | +0.03 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | soboool | -0.97 | 60 | 48 |
| #4 | a[G]a | -1.31 | 51 | 49 |
| #5 | Staszek Fistaszek{AIMstar} | -2.39 | 30 | 44 |





