








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2652 | 15% |
| Smokes | 3626 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5210 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6336 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,585,327 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a[G]a | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | MroXny | 53% | 89 |
| #3 | ratatuj | 49% | 555 |
| #4 | Staszek Fistaszek{AIMstar} | 48% | 418 |
| #5 | epeterski | ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ | 48% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a[G]a | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | MroXny | 53% | 89 |
| #3 | ratatuj | 49% | 555 |
| #4 | Staszek Fistaszek{AIMstar} | 48% | 418 |
| #5 | epeterski | ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ | 48% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratatuj | 133 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Staszek Fistaszek{AIMstar} | 89 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | epeterski | ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ | 35 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | MroXny | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | a[G]a | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | epeterski | ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ | 927 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | ratatuj | 840 | 0.07 | 20 min |
| #3 | Staszek Fistaszek{AIMstar} | 631 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | MroXny | 526 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #5 | a[G]a | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ratatuj | +4.95 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | MroXny | +0.12 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | soboool | -0.86 | 61 | 48 |
| #4 | a[G]a | -1.36 | 50 | 51 |
| #5 | Staszek Fistaszek{AIMstar} | -2.29 | 28 | 44 |





