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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2947 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3404 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2551 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2626 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,676,294 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Number2 | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | Dame | 59% | 302 |
| #3 | Penguin | 58% | 251 |
| #4 | ₦ł₭ØⱠ₳₳₳ | 57% | 285 |
| #5 | Lucifer | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Number2 | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | Dame | 59% | 302 |
| #3 | Penguin | 58% | 251 |
| #4 | ₦ł₭ØⱠ₳₳₳ | 57% | 285 |
| #5 | Lucifer | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Penguin | 82 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | Dame | 45 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | ₦ł₭ØⱠ₳₳₳ | 41 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Number2 | 8 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | Lucifer | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dame | 1060 | 0.18 | 30 min |
| #2 | Penguin | 960 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #3 | ₦ł₭ØⱠ₳₳₳ | 541 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | Lucifer | 75 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Number2 | 66 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dame | +3.85 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | ₦ł₭ØⱠ₳₳₳ | +0.28 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | alt-tab | -0.26 | 70 | 50 |
| #4 | Penguin | -0.83 | 42 | 68 |
| #5 | Number2 | -1.46 | 67 | 35 |





