








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1888 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 236 matches | ||
| Faceit | 195 matches | ||
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9851 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10419 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5657 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 6546 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7159 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,003,785 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DodoX | 60% | 124 |
| #2 | Snobwers | 54% | 427 |
| #3 | P.Dydyyy | 53% | 105 |
| #4 | patpat ♡ | 51% | 70 |
| #5 | Indy | 50% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DodoX | 60% | 124 |
| #2 | Snobwers | 54% | 427 |
| #3 | P.Dydyyy | 53% | 105 |
| #4 | patpat ♡ | 51% | 70 |
| #5 | Indy | 50% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Indy | 61 | 0.0182 |
| #2 | Snobwers | 29 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | P.Dydyyy | 11 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | patpat ♡ | 10 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | DodoX | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DodoX | 398 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | Indy | 307 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Snobwers | 287 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #4 | patpat ♡ | 150 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | P.Dydyyy | 131 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elplatinum | +1.74 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | DodoX | +1.57 | 57 | 74 |
| #3 | P.Dydyyy | +1.39 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | Snobwers | +0.11 | 64 | 33 |
| #5 | Indy | -0.20 | 66 | 42 |





