








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2204 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2238 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2013 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1854 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $633,984 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 952 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elplatinum | 51% | 70 |
| #2 | Space Lucas | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | DjouDjouLaPuta | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elplatinum | 51% | 70 |
| #2 | Space Lucas | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | DjouDjouLaPuta | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elplatinum | 9 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Space Lucas | 9 | 0.0280 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elplatinum | 192 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Space Lucas | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | DjouDjouLaPuta | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elplatinum | +3.31 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | Space Lucas | +2.22 | 70 | 31 |
| #3 | DjouDjouLaPuta | +0.02 | 27 | 40 |
| #4 | patpat ♡ | -1.64 | 41 | 43 |





