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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 859 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 213 matches | ||
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8197 | 40% |
| Smokes | 5318 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4941 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1968 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,315,059 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 470 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fyrtiotvå | 55 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | JerryJamarN^ | 27 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | M4nning | 16 | 0.0186 |
| #4 | Leffe | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Silten | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leffe | +5.30 | 79 | 78 |
| #2 | Ttarbyn | +4.54 | 81 | 25 |
| #3 | Fyrtiotvå | +3.57 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | nnnnttr | +1.78 | 57 | 54 |
| #5 | M4nning | +0.08 | 85 | 31 |





