








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 186 matches | ||
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 539 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2495 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2854 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1590 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,480,513 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leffe | +5.64 | 81 | 78 |
| #2 | Ttarbyn | +5.45 | 80 | 25 |
| #3 | Fyrtiotvå | +3.46 | 61 | 60 |
| #4 | nnnnttr | +2.06 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | GandalF | +0.67 | 72 | 59 |





