








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1994 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1752 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1102 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2432 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1000 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $776,595 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 381 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 🆁🅴🅽🆂•🅻🅴🆃 | 46% | 28 |
| #7 | ✪ $imon | 42% | 31 |
| #8 | vettski | 41% | 32 |
| #9 | ✰ Dunsen ✰ | 33% | 18 |
| #10 | HolsT | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLAZE | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | PaPaSkov | 4 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | vettski | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | 🆁🅴🅽🆂•🅻🅴🆃 | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | HolsT | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vettski | +1.98 | 68 | 41 |
| #2 | PESTO PINGUIN | +1.22 | 67 | 56 |
| #3 | ✰ Dunsen ✰ | +0.56 | 45 | 56 |
| #4 | FL7Xy | +0.21 | 46 | 47 |
| #5 | PaPaSkov | -0.44 | 29 | 45 |





