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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1593 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1227 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1324 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1273 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $932,813 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AWPtimus Prime | 51% | 177 |
| #2 | Konga | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | breakout | 37% | 65 |
| #4 | Diesel | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AWPtimus Prime | 51% | 177 |
| #2 | Konga | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | breakout | 37% | 65 |
| #4 | Diesel | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AWPtimus Prime | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Diesel | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AWPtimus Prime | 447 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Diesel | 63 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Konga | 41 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | breakout | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AWPpenheimer | +2.62 | 63 | 55 |
| #2 | Konga | -1.62 | 52 | 34 |
| #3 | Diesel | -1.88 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | AWPtimus Prime | -1.96 | 35 | 42 |
| #5 | breakout | -4.30 | 36 | 19 |





