








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2478 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1207 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1245 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 987 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,829 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrKasi | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | RipeVallixX | 60% | 168 |
| #3 | Terrorgone | 58% | 85 |
| #4 | VaNadium | 56% | 59 |
| #5 | PLS NO NUKE | 45% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrKasi | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | RipeVallixX | 60% | 168 |
| #3 | Terrorgone | 58% | 85 |
| #4 | VaNadium | 56% | 59 |
| #5 | PLS NO NUKE | 45% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RipeVallixX | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | PLS NO NUKE | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Terrorgone | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | DrKasi | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RipeVallixX | 614 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | VaNadium | 317 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #3 | Terrorgone | 195 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | PLS NO NUKE | 173 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | DrKasi | 38 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gru666 | +5.48 | 90 | 46 |
| #2 | DrKasi | -0.35 | 54 | 59 |
| #3 | Terrorgone | -1.07 | 52 | 44 |
| #4 | VaNadium | -1.22 | 33 | 69 |
| #5 | RipeVallixX | -2.06 | 59 | 56 |





