








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 829 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12698 | 28% |
| Smokes | 11660 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8531 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 11854 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,999,489 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 807 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gru666 | 60% | 168 |
| #2 | VaNadium | 49% | 220 |
| #3 | Terrorgone | 48% | 132 |
| #4 | PLS NO NUKE | 41% | 140 |
| #5 | Kevin | 40% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gru666 | 60% | 168 |
| #2 | VaNadium | 49% | 220 |
| #3 | Terrorgone | 48% | 132 |
| #4 | PLS NO NUKE | 41% | 140 |
| #5 | Kevin | 40% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VaNadium | 24 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Gru666 | 24 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | PLS NO NUKE | 24 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Kevin | 19 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Terrorgone | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gru666 | 777 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | VaNadium | 721 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #3 | Kevin | 563 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | PLS NO NUKE | 418 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | Terrorgone | 262 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gru666 | +6.01 | 90 | 49 |
| #2 | Kevin | +4.93 | 90 | 50 |
| #3 | VaNadium | -0.10 | 45 | 63 |
| #4 | PLS NO NUKE | -0.26 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | Terrorgone | -1.41 | 51 | 47 |





