








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 868 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3301 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 1405 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1772 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,042,028 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenji | 57% | 68 |
| #2 | Okay timing | 50% | 246 |
| #3 | O.o_VitaminD | 46% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenji | 57% | 68 |
| #2 | Okay timing | 50% | 246 |
| #3 | O.o_VitaminD | 46% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O.o_VitaminD | 22 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Okay timing | 20 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Kenji | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O.o_VitaminD | 436 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Okay timing | 286 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kenji | 60 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okay timing | +1.48 | 50 | 53 |
| #2 | Kenji | +1.19 | 77 | 47 |
| #3 | O.o_VitaminD | +0.81 | 58 | 50 |
| #4 | NukeEm | -0.76 | 32 | 31 |





