








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3026 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,930 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1602 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2089 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2407 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1832 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $637,568 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lc | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Kenji | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Okay timing | 48% | 307 |
| #4 | NukeEm | 46% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lc | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Kenji | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Okay timing | 48% | 307 |
| #4 | NukeEm | 46% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okay timing | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | NukeEm | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Kenji | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okay timing | 350 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #2 | NukeEm | 102 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lc | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kenji | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenji | +1.52 | 76 | 43 |
| #2 | Okay timing | +0.76 | 50 | 55 |
| #3 | O.o_VitaminD | +0.67 | 58 | 47 |
| #4 | NukeEm | -2.56 | 30 | 33 |
| #5 | Lc | -2.65 | 44 | 40 |





