








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 592 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1094 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 583 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 980 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,773 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 374 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | aNdyj | 46% | 13 |
| #12 | N e eeeeeeeve evrgimntj mg srilp | 44% | 9 |
| #13 | VAC | 44% | 27 |
| #14 | Gaper Bingzoid | 36% | 36 |
| #15 | Jerry | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerry | 8 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | Gaper Bingzoid | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | aNdyj | 3 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | 0QAQ01 | 2 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | VAC | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaper Bingzoid | 136 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | VAC | 118 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | fk | 89 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | wwwwwwwwww | 69 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | luke | 67 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snav | +5.49 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | 0QAQ01 | +3.12 | 95 | 68 |
| #3 | luke | +2.88 | 84 | 66 |
| #4 | wwwwwwwwww | +2.63 | 76 | 70 |
| #5 | fk | +2.60 | 88 | 66 |





