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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 297 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1737 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2163 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2517 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1862 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,810 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :D | 60% | 68 |
| #2 | 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑲 | 54% | 327 |
| #3 | ⚡𝑬𝒁𝑹𝑨 | 54% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :D | 60% | 68 |
| #2 | 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑲 | 54% | 327 |
| #3 | ⚡𝑬𝒁𝑹𝑨 | 54% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡𝑬𝒁𝑹𝑨 | 21 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑲 | 20 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | :D | 6 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑲 | 956 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #2 | ⚡𝑬𝒁𝑹𝑨 | 135 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #3 | :D | 47 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :D | +3.71 | 72 | 40 |
| #2 | ⚡𝑬𝒁𝑹𝑨 | +2.23 | 74 | 37 |
| #3 | 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑲 | +0.34 | 45 | 61 |
| #4 | 𝕫𝟙𝕟 | -0.06 | 52 | 38 |





