








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 549 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6951 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8166 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6687 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6811 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,106,797 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eniac | 13 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | r0Ks | 12 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | MoD0Zā | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ElSustoO | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | C4PSIZ3 | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .#Bored! 2.0 ^^ | +1.26 | 73 | 79 |
| #2 | r0Ks | +0.82 | 44 | 77 |
| #3 | SrLubina$ | +0.65 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | Xerox | +0.36 | 69 | 81 |
| #5 | C4PSIZ3 | +0.33 | 52 | 59 |





