








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1066 matches | ||
| Wingman | 240 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 184 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 63,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21285 | 33% |
| Smokes | 16237 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 12940 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 13450 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,726,485 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 580 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SrLubina$ | 53% | 119 |
| #2 | Xerox | 52% | 334 |
| #3 | .#Bored! ^^ | 52% | 219 |
| #4 | C4PSIZ3 | 51% | 241 |
| #5 | Namor | 49% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | .#Bored! 2.0 ^^ | 48% | 466 |
| #8 | eniac | 48% | 684 |
| #9 | PAŠITO | 45% | 168 |
| #10 | ElSustoO | 45% | 400 |
| #11 | MoD0Zā | 42% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eniac | 20 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | .#Bored! 2.0 ^^ | 16 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | MoD0Zā | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | .#Bored! ^^ | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ElSustoO | 10 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .#Bored! 2.0 ^^ | 1377 | 0.14 | 40 min |
| #2 | Xerox | 1193 | 0.17 | 34 min |
| #3 | eniac | 1078 | 0.07 | 22 min |
| #4 | .#Bored! ^^ | 868 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #5 | PAŠITO | 835 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .#Bored! 2.0 ^^ | +1.09 | 74 | 79 |
| #2 | .#Bored! ^^ | +0.97 | 66 | 80 |
| #3 | Xerox | +0.92 | 73 | 82 |
| #4 | r0Ks | +0.90 | 46 | 74 |
| #5 | SrLubina$ | +0.59 | 68 | 62 |





