










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2693 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1772 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1490 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1651 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $527,332 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βͺ MAPLOID | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | KAWASAKI NINJA H2R PEEKβΏ | 51% | 86 |
| #3 | ππͺπ¬π΄ β
| 48% | 130 |
| #4 | SniffulGG BLACK | 46% | 70 |
| #5 | WARAPO MI SAPO | 38% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βͺ MAPLOID | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | KAWASAKI NINJA H2R PEEKβΏ | 51% | 86 |
| #3 | ππͺπ¬π΄ β
| 48% | 130 |
| #4 | SniffulGG BLACK | 46% | 70 |
| #5 | WARAPO MI SAPO | 38% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππͺπ¬π΄ β
| 16 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | WARAPO MI SAPO | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | SniffulGG BLACK | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | KAWASAKI NINJA H2R PEEKβΏ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | βͺ MAPLOID | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππͺπ¬π΄ β
| 669 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #2 | WARAPO MI SAPO | 439 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | SniffulGG BLACK | 348 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #4 | βͺ MAPLOID | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | KAWASAKI NINJA H2R PEEKβΏ | 12 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππͺπ¬π΄ β
| +2.12 | 64 | 74 |
| #2 | SniffulGG BLACK | +1.33 | 63 | 69 |
| #3 | R O C K E T β | +0.04 | 43 | 56 |
| #4 | βͺ MAPLOID | -1.71 | 48 | 31 |
| #5 | KAWASAKI NINJA H2R PEEKβΏ | -2.01 | 45 | 11 |





