








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3742 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2569 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2243 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2181 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $379,267 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAWASAKI NINJA H2R PEEK♿ | 56% | 82 |
| #2 | 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴 ★ | 51% | 222 |
| #3 | ✪ MAPLOID | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | R O C K E T ✈ | 46% | 70 |
| #5 | No. | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴 ★ | 51% | 222 |
| #3 | ✪ MAPLOID | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | R O C K E T ✈ | 46% | 70 |
| #5 | No. | 44% | 27 |
| #6 | WARAPO MI SAPO | 39% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴 ★ | 25 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | No. | 6 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | WARAPO MI SAPO | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | ✪ MAPLOID | 5 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | KAWASAKI NINJA H2R PEEK♿ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴 ★ | 1089 | 0.25 | 26 min |
| #2 | WARAPO MI SAPO | 217 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | R O C K E T ✈ | 203 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | No. | 87 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ MAPLOID | 59 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SniffulGG BLACK | +2.24 | 64 | 65 |
| #2 | 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴 ★ | +2.17 | 59 | 73 |
| #3 | No. | +0.88 | 50 | 62 |
| #4 | ✪ MAPLOID | -1.87 | 54 | 35 |
| #5 | KAWASAKI NINJA H2R PEEK♿ | -2.91 | 43 | 7 |





