








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 662 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,818 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4636 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5824 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5472 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4886 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,705,088 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hhavu | +2.32 | 67 | 84 |
| #2 | Ismo | +2.26 | 75 | 78 |
| #3 | R L O T | +1.45 | 66 | 74 |
| #4 | Jahi | +1.37 | 48 | 66 |
| #5 | Rautakylykikukko | +1.31 | 59 | 68 |





