








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6373 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5534 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6464 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4788 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $297,746 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞Kypäjyrä✞ | 61% | 62 |
| #2 | Pekzuu | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Red Cat | 57% | 131 |
| #4 | R L O T | 54% | 80 |
| #5 | Rautakylykikukko | 53% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R L O T | 10 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | -Sääski | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Red Cat | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Mentos | 8 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Rautakylykikukko | 6 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Red Cat | 652 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #2 | -Sääski | 507 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | R L O T | 365 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | ✞Kypäjyrä✞ | 308 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | Mentos | 155 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞Kypäjyrä✞ | +3.08 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | R L O T | +2.25 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | Red Cat | +1.39 | 87 | 76 |
| #4 | Pekzuu | +1.29 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | Mentos | +0.72 | 76 | 65 |





