








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 980 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2832 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1375 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1242 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2473 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1639 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $923,141 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nighty | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | lukye | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | PcT | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | R4CHA | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nighty | 680 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | lukye | 300 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | R4CHA | 103 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | hvana | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | PcT | 55 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nighty | +1.94 | 72 | 74 |
| #2 | lukye | +1.60 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | suchgucci | +0.66 | 79 | 43 |
| #4 | PcT | +0.58 | 59 | 62 |
| #5 | hvana | +0.56 | 82 | 67 |





