








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,957 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8020 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6336 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4556 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4045 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $894,559 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lukye | 741 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | hvana | 360 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | R4CHA | 282 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | suchgucci | 254 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tadas King | 166 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lukye | +1.94 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | nighty | +1.87 | 74 | 73 |
| #3 | hvana | +0.70 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | mellow | -0.03 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | Tadas King | -0.26 | 76 | 63 |





