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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 279 | 23% |
| Smokes | 381 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 140 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 398 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $385,323 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WA GE | 40% | 85 |
| #2 | itachi | 37% | 79 |
| #3 | ♡Mommy♡Raesin♡ | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WA GE | 40% | 85 |
| #2 | itachi | 37% | 79 |
| #3 | ♡Mommy♡Raesin♡ | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itachi | 12 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | WA GE | 8 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itachi | 183 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | ♡Mommy♡Raesin♡ | 68 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | WA GE | 39 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itachi | +3.54 | 61 | 44 |
| #2 | WA GE | +0.46 | 22 | 29 |
| #3 | Mr PewPewMaster | -2.36 | 8 | 28 |
| #4 | ♡Mommy♡Raesin♡ | -3.21 | 29 | 53 |





