








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Renown | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 247 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,870 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4363 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4389 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3931 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3187 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,271,602 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fjiuM ツ | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Princess Kenneth | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | -bR0KUSHiMa | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fjiuM ツ | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Princess Kenneth | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | -bR0KUSHiMa | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -bR0KUSHiMa | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Princess Kenneth | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fjiuM ツ | 84 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | -bR0KUSHiMa | 70 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Princess Kenneth | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fjiuM ツ | +9.27 | 90 | 74 |
| #2 | I'm a Shawk | +1.37 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | -bR0KUSHiMa | +0.85 | 55 | 73 |
| #4 | Princess Kenneth | -1.66 | 42 | 74 |





