








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2030 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1376 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1495 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1504 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $789,032 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kamig_T-P | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | [AS] ✟ Nicolas ✟ | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | [AS] Fiat Multipla | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | [AS] BasTyroX | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | ☁Para☂Tonnerre☁😈 | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kamig_T-P | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | [AS] ✟ Nicolas ✟ | 59% | 46 |
| #3 | [AS] Fiat Multipla | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | [AS] BasTyroX | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | ☁Para☂Tonnerre☁😈 | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [AS] ✟ Nicolas ✟ | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | [AS] BasTyroX | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | [AS] Fiat Multipla | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kamig_T-P | 91 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | [AS] BasTyroX | 52 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | [AS] ✟ Nicolas ✟ | 43 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | [AS] Fiat Multipla | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | ☁Para☂Tonnerre☁😈 | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kamig_T-P | +0.61 | 34 | 48 |
| #2 | Aim | +0.34 | 54 | 41 |
| #3 | [AS] ✟ Nicolas ✟ | -0.20 | 54 | 31 |
| #4 | [AS] Fiat Multipla | -0.39 | 57 | 41 |
| #5 | ☁Para☂Tonnerre☁😈 | -3.51 | 9 | 55 |





