








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4975 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4539 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3919 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3178 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3674 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,314,785 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 762 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DopE | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | Pre§§ | 74% | 50 |
| #3 | Rupan | 71% | 117 |
| #4 | roof Korean | 69% | 80 |
| #5 | 2Goldfish | 67% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Sly ☁ | 65% | 99 |
| #8 | Styleen | 63% | 109 |
| #9 | delusional | 63% | 56 |
| #10 | Cig | 62% | 39 |
| #11 | NAF | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roof Korean | 18 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Cig | 11 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | delusional | 9 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | 2Goldfish | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | NAF | 4 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rupan | 503 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | 2Goldfish | 412 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #3 | Sly ☁ | 408 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #4 | Styleen | 351 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | novus | 287 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕮𝖆𝖌𝖇𝖔𝖙 | +3.65 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | Rupan | +2.76 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | Sly ☁ | +2.35 | 91 | 80 |
| #4 | delusional | +2.15 | 74 | 48 |
| #5 | roof Korean | +1.79 | 84 | 36 |





